I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
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girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
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"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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