He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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