Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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