you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
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I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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