Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
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you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
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He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
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I tried to put my heels in the coat check
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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