I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I supernannyed him into submission
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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