I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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