I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
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is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
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It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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