I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Come see our sink grown plant.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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