i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
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Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
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I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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