I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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