we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
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I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
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I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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