I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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