I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
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