you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
