Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Is This New Dating App Elitist…Or Genius?
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
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I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy