we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Barsexuality is the new black.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
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pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
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Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.