yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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