used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
im six kinds of drunk right now
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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