So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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