There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
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Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Blood and glitter go together right?
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can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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