so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
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I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
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Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
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