I heard we made out
he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
Randomize
