he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
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And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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