So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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