their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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