My room smells like vodka and shame
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
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he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
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The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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