Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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