I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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