there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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