I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
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Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
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I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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