How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
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