At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
I'm passing your future prison.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
It's never too late to be topless.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
Randomize
