then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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