i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
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he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Less talking, more tequila
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
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one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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