I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
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