I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
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hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
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We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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