The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I can text with my tongue
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
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If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
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Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.