Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
You're like the curious george of whores
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Randomize
