I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
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Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
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Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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