he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
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how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
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I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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