The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
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and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
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i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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