what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
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