And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Randomize
