Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
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"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
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the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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