I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
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