yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
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I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
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I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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