Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
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