the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
i out mim tonsoeep
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