He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
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and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
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sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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