he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
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SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
i've created a new STD.
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I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
the raccoons are back...
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