i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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