Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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