I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
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i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
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