I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
