At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
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Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
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I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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