Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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