Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
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And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
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He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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