I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
sex in a hospital.. check
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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