would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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