I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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